Topping in a time of breaches

Posted by lex, on March 3, 2006

Well, the world of 21st century journalism is a fast-moving one. So when the “domestic” wire-tapping SCANDAL! didn’t gain any traction, we moved swiftly over the the Vice President gunning for quail with BUCKSHOT! and accidently hitting a friend. But that got no one’s panties bunched in a twist apart from those of the Washington press corps themselves. So the media moved on to the OUTBREAK OF CIVIL WAR! in Iraq, post-golden dome bombing. But the Iraqis, bless their long enduring, over-burdened hearts, declined to answer the media’s clarion call – which is a pity, from the media’s perspective since a civil war would have made for such great copy – so I guess that we’ll have to call that one a bust, for now.

Credo

"Sign on, young man, and sail with me. The stature of our homeland is no more than the measure of ourselves. Our job is to keep her free. Our will is to keep the torch of freedom burning for all. To this solemn purpose we call on the young, the brave, the strong, and the free. Heed my call, Come to the sea. Come Sail with me."

— John Paul Jones

"Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature"

— George Bernard Shaw, Caesar and Cleopatra

"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."

— Friedrich Nietzsche

"A kind Providence has placed in our breasts a hatred of the unjust and cruel, in order that we may preserve ourselves from cruelty and injustice. They who bear cruelty, are accomplices in it. The pretended gentleness which excludes that charitable rancour, produces an indifference which is half an approbation. They never will love where they ought to love, who do not hate where they ought to hate."

— Edmund Burke

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— Leonidas

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